Letting my brain freestyle...

soo , last nigthhhh! lol ahhhhhh, well to tell you the truth i was not expecting no phone call for you know whooo.. but it went pretty swell. Well the first 30 minutes were horrible because he was "on" code for his ars was tripping, like seriously! lol, but after that he settled down and we had a reall deep conversation,smh txt me if you wanna know the details! lol.. MIAH! that whore is nutss! .. thats her in the picture. She's my cousin/besthoe, she's also one of my bestfriends right along with keizz and rex. She got soo much drama she should just stay on the maury show with the shit she be going threw lol ; And her boobs are big ! jealous ? sometimes dammit ! So yesterday around 2, i made me and my sister a hamburger and all that good stuff. I dont think mine was done all the way, it still had pink in the inside, and i ate like half the burger !. It's still in the refridgerator too lol.. I think i wanna move, out of california. I moped the floor yesterday, after i made that un cooked hamburger, and my mom and her husband came home, this foo gon walk across the floor after i told him it was wet. With his fubu sneakers ! UGHHHH! so mad..
ahhh my tummy is hungry..
see ya ! <3

Questions of the day.

So this portion of questions will be answer'd by Miss. Freak-A-Wig herself, my sister Tiffany. If you don't have no idea what i'm talking about just scroll down a few blogs, and you'll find out ! lol

Enjoy!


1)Why is your hair so nappy ?
Because we broke negro.

2) Did you like me with my green eyes the best or my regular brown eyes>
You had green eyes?

3)How do you feel about mom ?
I feel like the beast (mom) just needs a big hug.

4) Would you let John(stepdad) put his feet in your bowl of cereal?
If he lets me fart on his pillow bare buttocks (;

5)If you and my short bestfriend was to get into a fight, who would win ?
I would, because I'm a gangsta with a capital [(J)].

6) Remember that spanking you got last week ?
It wasn't last week, it was like two weeks ago.

7)Why do danielle's panties be shaging ?
Because they're full of crap. . .literally.

8)Would you do a freak-a-wig pt 2?
Just give me a wig and put me in front of a camera.

9)Is it true that you had sexual relations with the next door neighbors cat ?
Nooo, it was it with the mexicans dog from across the street. . .get it straight.

10)Why do you laeve your panties in the sink so i can see them when im brusing my teeth ?
So you can see how much bigger my booty is than yours.

11)Tippy, why do people call you Tippy?
Because people are idiots.

12)So, DID YOU BREAK THE MIRCROWAVE ?!
If i did what you gon' do about it. . .SUKKAAAAAA!

13)I washed clothes , so i bet not catch you in my pantie drawer alright ? ohh speaking of panties.. is it true that your STEPBROTHER sniffed yours ?
I think so, but i didn't see any boogers in my panties so I'm not really sure.

14)Why did your cousin kiss you on the lips that one time ?
Because he's a pedophile!!!!

15) I think ke-ke is tryna take your spot with the wig situation, how do you feel about that ?
I feel like knocking her wig straight.

16)Ayy, do that song from meet the browns one more time.
This is yo grandaddyyyy, this is yo grandaddyyy, yo grandaddyyy yo grandaddyy yo grandaddyyyy. This is yo GRANDADDYYYYYY!


lmao this girl is sooo dumb !

Check it out !

More new music foofers..

well these guys are'nt really new, but this song is!
This is The Cool Kids_Schoolin'

ahhh i miss my sneaker days...
makes me wanna go uptown rome with a fresh pair of ___ high tops..
yup i blanked it, so many swag jackers out here.

ENJOY!

Should i get this tatted ?

check it out !

I promised him that i would post his music on my blog, so blaaa.
Check out my melt's music, He's one of the hottest, well im not gon say one of the hottes, becaue he is the only hottest dj out right now that get's the functions popin! Put it like this, cahhh never doougghhhed out lol. He goes by the name of Djkingbee, but yeahh check out his mixess on the site below!


http://www.myspace.com/teamsupremesquad

freak - a - wig

My sister dancing in my granny wig ,... priceless.

lol

sistah sisstahhh!

so i love rihanna,

she's my long lost sister.

Her, kelis, and keir hilson.

Is it because of the hair cut?

maybe , gosh!

welp, ri ri get your shine sissy..

Questions of the day .

So i've gotten feedback about my questions, and it was good. I guess can keep this going.

These questions were answered by the one this blog knows the best, since he be on here like its his : rexxiii!
lol you guys enjoy these wild questions, i know i will since i didnt get my phone call last night ! .. smh ..

(NOTE: i never said these questions were gonna be normal and nice, so if i ask you to participate in them, be willing to take that risk of exposure. (: )


1) How many hoes do you have ?
* to many to count

2) What was the name of the last porno you watched or participated in.
* lmao I get to much pussy to be watching pornos...but the last one I participated in was the one with brianne (I think) lol

3) According to my sources, i am aware that guys will screw anything with 2 legs and a heartbeat, and won't likely end up passing no GOOD GOOD up. With that being said would you screw a 87 year old hooker and let her takr her false jaws out and put them in your mouth even though u got a jaw already?
* wtf hell naw...an 87 yr old hooker done succed how many diccs in her life time lol her jaw infested

4)Guess what color MJ was buried ?
* umm blue

5) If you had to lick any part of Rick Ross's body, which would it be ?
* umm his titty flap lmao

6)Would you bob for a million dollars in a pool of shit ?
* nope

7)Can i paint your nails yellow ?
* if I was loaded

8) If you was to make a dance crew with a mixture of homeless street fighters & gay ppl only, what will the name of yall crew be ?
* the awesome booty fisters lol

9) Remember when we use to cheerlead together ?
* mm if ur referrin to the hell we caused in class them yeap lmao

10) Would you let a butt naked midget beat yo ass?
* can I fight bacc?

11) How do you spell Santa Claus's middle name ?
* hoe hoe hoe

12) Would you be my friend if i had a eye ball in the middle of my forehead, if i was 7"10, if i walked like a angry pirate and i had a mean right hook punch ?
* hell yea...u be my body guard

13) Would you do the stanky leg in some Chaungles, spandex, a Gucci strap back pack, a nike head band that said WWJD on the side , and a spider man tattoo on your arm?
* lol id rather do the booty dew!

4)I know this baby who walk like keisha cole mama who got talk like barry white and he only 1 years old. What do you think about that ?
* flabbergasted

15)when was the last time you screamed like a bitch ?
* umm don't recall

16) Nigga? How much do u love me ?
* after all these questions...very little lol naw j/p I love ur crazy ass as much as I love myself


Kinda vuglar, but he answered them just how i expected him to : truthfuly and gangster lol
love you bestfriend !

ayy cahh

i'ma let that finger do all the talking ..REX!

lmao, you know i wouldnt put you out their, but umm this if for you being nosey: you and B**w**r sitting in the tree, H-U-M-P-I-N-G! first come love , then come marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage!

i'll beat yo ass if you ever go that far !

welp! im bomb ! lol

even tho it was before i chopped my hair off =x

Big city,

This is how the crucel city of angles used to look: dark, dangerous, and the streets told stories. Now our city so bright, i wear my chanel shades to sleep. You know whats keeping me up at night? These movements with these colorful legs. Just be gay over here, yeah ? I guess its time to bring out that batman light,

but until then ,

goodbye.

Letting my brain freestyle ..

supp hoe! , odviously you are one if you actualy read the next word. Anyways, today was pretty chill, organized my life out a little; god knows i need a lot of that done. OOooo photoshoot on saturday, well not mine actually im kinda dressing the chick who's getting her pictures taken. I dont know why i have this picture up, oohh now i know, that's how i want my next shoot to look like; something simiarl... hMMmm Bloodyyy hellll...i'll let _______ suck my neck for blood anytime. Ha! Bestfriend caah you nosey, u probably gon txt me as soon as you see this, thinking you know who i'm talking about. Yeah then ima have to threaten you with that dream you had, yeahhh niggaaa, humping ppl and shit lmao , ily :-*! I cant wait till masturkezztion come out her for her bday, we gon get supper turnt, well she aint, she only turning 17. Me ? oh ima be in somebody party in the back with my skirt up... groovveeyy! Ayyy remember the chicken pots ? lmao, ewww, thats so ugly. Just imagine a big white guy with sweat all over his face comes up to you and ask u do you have change for 35 cents, and he has red boils on his face. Then when you ask him whats wrong, he says" ohhh i just got the chicken pots" and u give him his change and cahh lean in for a kiss ?? lmao close your eyes and imagine this right now ! ..... yeahhh thats gross huh ? smh . ohh and he has on some purple biker shorts lmfao! So i was looking in the mirror like 4 months ago and realized that i have 4 freckles and dimples, "she's sexxxay!" Man im too one of a kind for california, like seriously. Nobody in this whole state interestest me at all. Everybody walk around looking the same,sounding the same, thinking the same, its a damn shame. Even the old ppl over here disgust me. Makes me wanna go around blowing up every group home in cali. Like do you hear yall selves ? You are nothing but a clone, you cant even be mad at one another over here for doing something wrong, cause at the end of the day, you gon do it too! eww.. im done, my eyes are hurting, "where are my glasses?" . Oh i get a phone call tonight !! I can't wait for it, well its 10:21pm, lets hope this person didnt forget, if he did , your gonna here my mouth tomorrow !

Free Chills

( idk who that is, i just always here lupe fiasco say that in almost everysong lol )

Questions of the day .

Interesting questions to start off your day! I think ima make this a daily thing, not bad right ? I mean its humor, you could have woke up with less hair that you went to sleep with, or got toothpaste in your eyes while brushing your teeth. Ooohh the one everybody hates: poured a big bowl of cereal and just found out there was no milk left.. smh tragedy. Well my friend im here to tell you that i will make up for all of your shitty mornings,afternoons and nights with my daily questions.Thank me later.

This person being interview for this segment was knasty, pretty sure you all know her by now.
Enjoy!


1) if you could be any serial killer , who would it be ?

• dont know any serial killers

2) when you think of me what comes to mind ?

• bitch

3) would u be my boyfriend if this world was just filled with girls ?

• heck yea

4) Did Danger smash YOUR homies ?

• i think so thats what bobby told me

5) Would you put your panties on ebay and sell them for $50 if i asked you too?

• yes only if i can keep thee money

6)Do you think sunnee will ever replace you as my closet friend ?

• HELL NO ! TF

7) Would you do a drive-by with miley cyrus ?

• i'd do a driveby ON miley cyrus. feck her caah

8) Would you cheat on froggy ?

• TF NO! my babe foreveeeer lol

9) Why do all homeless ppl smell the same ?( bbq sause )

• they dont

10) Do you know what killed Michael Jackson ?

• Life

11) If you can rob anybody in the world , who would it be ?

• yu

12) how much do you love me ?

• not enouqh time in thee world to say

13) would you go to a all boy school, being that you are the only boy ?

• im a qirl foo

14) whats your favorite flower ?

• sunflower of course

15) are you tired of me ?

• at times

16) Do you know .. the muffin man ?

• yes. i slept with him last niqht. he qives qood heead btw. :x

feeback ?

These sour,

These are the Nike Big High ( Flinstone Pack ) , a nike dunk mixed into a 1960 pre-historic releated cartoon ;sweeeetttt.

REX GET THE F*&# OFF MY BLOG ! lol

besfriend (rex!) , who in the hell told you to get bored and google my damn name ? Your suppose to be giving Michael Jackson all your attention right now, not peeping my blog negroo! naa but this shit is long tho, i could of got us tickets you know that right .. ? lol anywhooo.. for you all of you guys who don't know already, Rex Balbas if my bestest friend in he whole wide world... awwww.. he's like my male version of keizz, they both are like some of my closest friends a girl like me can posibly have. We been threw soo much, like seriously. From him putting me into headlocks every day, to me giving him advice about females he dated. Let me tell you, this negro rex... he got the beyotchs, like foreal. I dont understand how girls like him.. he short and he talk shit .. its like a action figure doll you buy at the store. You get the full package , plus it comes with auto response.. talking shit, lol. I mean i know my bestfriend is one hottie and all but i dont think you all heard how he talk to these girls. smh .. ike .. thats all im saying( minus the hitting lol ) but threw whatever i'm always standing by his side. His tv show "Rex's bitches and pizza" was a hit on mtv, so big they couldn't even air it because it was that good. Ohh check me out on the theme song too.. lol juellzzz.. im coming for you nigga lmao ! We had soo many good memories from us barging into Mr.D's class room and knocking off his glasses, to me and him making our own hall of fame with our 50% papers lmao . Ahhh i can go on for dayss about his boy, im glad we met, ohh did i tell you guys that i tought him how to love ? ahh he gon hate me for this because it's cramping his macking, but 4th of july.. that's all im saying ! ( love was in the air ) lol But um, he wrote a whole page dedicated to me in my senior book, i actually had tears in my eyes when i read it.. check it out

(his exact words .. smh ghetto huh ? lol)

• "Hey Bestfriend!! Man Cuhs where do i start ? LOL I was a real pleasure knowing you. I know you gon miss me as much as i'm gon miss you. We went from buddies to besfriends. From putting you in headlocks to asking for advice in my shitty relationships. You one of he few friends that i want to keep in touch with for a long time. I'm truely going to miss seeing your crazy ass every damn day. When you hitting all them damn bluts in the summer you better be thinking of me buster. I love you bestfriend, Love always you bestfried REX!!

( NOTE: i never did drugs a day in my live. i have no clue what he was talking about lol )

but ... with this being said I LOVE YOU BESTFRIEND!, YOUR THE GUN TO MY DRIVE BY ! lol

now ge the hell of my blog! <3

nose pickin' bastard.!

My 12th grade Economic's teacher, to tell you the truth, i didnt learn Shugga Honey Ice Tea in that class. I cheated to victory ! ahhhhh and he knew it but couldn't stop me because i was that damn bad! During reading period, while i was suppose to be reading .. i kinda substituted that time for my snack & ipod time. But yeah, i would watch him put at all 8 fingers in 2 out of 3 holes on his face and just digg. I can see 1 finger, maybe even none, but 8 ?? yeah , so 1 day, i thought to myself " if i take a picture of this, and show him , would he still be in denial that he digs in his nose ?" So i snapped! .. yeahh.. i got kicked out for that shit and another saturday school added to my 5 months worth.

smhh

memories .. lol

that chick knasty . . .

tell me one thing,

why is this girl the same exact person as me ? Okay so im no gon front , she's a tad bit cooler then i am, but you know what.. i cant even be mad about it because it's a blessing. I think she's the only person who i wouldnt question if she was to ever call me twin, even though she's younger then me. We can have our days, weeks, ( not ever months !) when were no talking to each other for god knows what reason! but that doesn mean i dont love her! I hate that she's so like me ,blissful hate that is you haters. Random thought: Stevie Wonder is bald at the top of his head, but has long dread locks in the back lol( watching mj's funeral ) but ughhhh! Im very iffy when it comes to somebody trying to immiate me or wha not, but nvr gave keizz the cold shoulder because we had the same song on our profiles or if she has the same scarf as me ; shes just that bad, and the only one who can do that . She's the only one who can be sarcastic with me when i'm holding a knive and i won't even think about cutting her heart out her chest. She the only one who i will hold hands with while were shopping. I know this sounds like that page at the very end of somebodies obiturary ( ohh i wrote Michaels.. check that out on http://www.youdumbassifyouthoughtiwasforeal.net/ ) or a secret lover wrote a note and stuffed it in the your locker.. this is more then that. hmmm let me stop.. this is sounding gay.

love you kevin ! a.k.a knasty ! a.k.a killa keizz ! a.k.a that beyotch with a thousand looks.

• birthday is 7/12


• lives in mencta, california


• going to the 11th grade... my baby is getting soo bigg!


• only wears stuff that you never seen before.


• Twitter her, Aim her, oh you want her cell phone number ? hit me up for that .

umm yeah hoe yo ass got 2 shout outs plus a whole blog about you, you think you got a good friend ?

oh she badd huh ? i mean i would put pictures of me & her up but she got them on her blog.. ughhhh ! stupid cunt! .

ily<3